Tony Stark: pepper code light purple
Pepper Potts: What is it this time?
Tony Stark: hes crying
Tony Stark: hes crying because of a commercial about sad animals the fuck do i do
Pepper Potts: Calm down. He’s from the 40’s, did you expect him to be used to shock value television yet?
Tony Stark: HE IS CRYING ON MY SWEATER
Pepper Potts: HONESTLY
Tony Stark: MAKE IT STOP
Pepper Potts: JUST HOLD HIM, STARK
Tony Stark: donate at least 1000000$ to the ASPCA
Tony Stark: so this NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN
Pepper Potts: Will that be all, Mr. Stark?
Tony Stark: Thank you ms potts