I saw a post about a Sherlock Holmes joke, and I remembered this.

benedictatorship:

foreverwholockian:

blameitonthesilence:

ridingcropinthemortuary:

According to a study at the University of Hertfordshire, this is apparently the second funniest joke in the world. It also involves Sherlock and John going camping. 
I think the fandom might enjoy it. 

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. 
Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.” 
Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.” 
Holmes said: “And what do you deduce from that?”
Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life.” 
And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”

Heard it before but that punchline still gets me every time.