HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE @missandrogyny !! I love you very much a lot. You’re the harry to my louis?? You are the best best bean and I can’t believe we were brought together by fate. 13+ years of going to school together and we only ever talked via this fandom?? what kind of madness?? hahahaha. Anyways I am lucky to have you (ur corny jokes and lirry not so much loljk) I hope you enjoy your day because you deserve it so so so so so much. Also I can’t believe ur leaving me AGAIN. HAAHAH! I hope you enjoyed your cake (wink wink)
AAAAH princess thank u for accompanying me to buy a smoothie and shampoo for my puppy last monday (even tho u spent SO MUCH MONEY ON ICE CREAM AND THEN THREW IT IN THE TRASH) and i just wanna say Clark is still a better name for a dog than TOMATO
also u love my corny jokes don’t lie that’s my only talent
ur one of my bestest friends on this hellsite and even if we don’t agree on certain things we still get along i’m sorry i’m leaving u again BUT I’LL BE BACK NEXT YEAR JUST IN TIME FOR HARRY’S CONCERT HEHE
I HAVENT TRIED MY CAKE YET BUT I BOUGHT IT FROM THE STORE U TOLD ME ABOUT IM EXCITED love u very much a lot :(