au where louis is an uber driver and harry is his passenger
louis: straight?
harry: nah, gay
louis: …
harry: …
harry: sorry i mean yes go straight please
Part 2 of this dumb au
louis: I feel like you’ve been my passenger already
harry: yeah! I feel like I’ve ridden you before!!!
louis: …
harry: …
louis: …
harry: …
louis: right
part 3!
*6 months down the line*
louis’ phone: [rings]
louis: [answers it on loudspeaker] hello?
harry: baby, what time will you get off work? i cooked the eggplant the way you like it
louis: in a bit! thanks, love.
harry: no problem! just make sure that your eggplant is ready for me tonight 😏
louis: …
harry: …
louis: …
harry: …
louis: harry i currently have a passenger
liam the passenger: yo what the fuck
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