celineharry: 1D are actually 70 years old and time is just a social construct they don’t abide by,...

celineharry:

1D are actually 70 years old and time is just a social construct they don’t abide by, an essay

louis: hates snapchat filters, wears clothing 2 sizes too big, feels strongly about the most random things, sits down in the middle of the woods and lets everyone else find a way for him not to get killed by a bear after nightfall, will keep reminding you he is in fact taller than your dad when you try to confront him about anything

harry: refuses to participate in whatsapp culture, owns clothing that is way older than him, is always judging you, glitches when faced with memes, people (mitch) deal with him by drinking wine on the regular, leaves the house only when strictly necessary 

niall: constantly complains, tells people to shut up, is always tired, knows everyone and their parents, is in constant danger of hurting himself by doing mundane things, emphasises how boring his life is on the regular, golfs

liam: lives on the internet. also, yahoo! answers