OMFG THAT’S SO TRUE GERMAN HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL
“harry, i’m cold.”
“and so?”
“give me one of your handshoes.”
“my what?”
“handshoes.”
“…you mean gloves?”
“ja, döspaddel”
“…stop calling me that i know what that means, i googled it”
“in deutschland we say it with love”