“WHAT’S 2+2″ JSHDFLJSHLFKHSF me with my crush definitely
“harry i need help grading papers”
“uh, sure”
“can’t decide if i should give this person an 89 or a 90″
“….uh, i don’t know, why are you asking me”
“youre a maths teacher, youre definitely more adept with numbers than i am, so 89 or 90?”
“louis this is an essay”