HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY WIFE @missandrogyny !! The love of my life, the harry to my louis. my 1D concert buddy. I hope you enjoy your day because you deserve it. Hahaha ur finally as old as me. You are the light of my life and the person I can tell anything to. I love (hate) the way you always bring up corny puns out of nowhere that I never get. I love how you always randomly message me whenever you are bored or need someone to talk to. And how you tag me on facebook (even if i hate that hellsite) You’ve been through a lot specially this year but know that I am always here for you and you deserve happiness more than anyone in this world. I love you so so so much. We’ve known each other 84 years and I’m so grateful that fic and larry literally brought us together because I don’t know what I’ll do without you. I hope we attend more 1D concert together (HOES COME BACK TO US). Also can’t wait til you graduate too lmao so you can finally be freed. Here are shawn mendes gifs cause I know how much of a hoe you are for him
AAAAH LOOK AT SHAWN THE LOVE OF MY LIFE THE MAN I WOULD LIKE TO DATE DESPITE THE 2 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US 😢(why does he have to be so young i feel gross)
HAHAH yes i’m finally as old as you are….5 months later :( thank you so much!!! thank you for being an amazing friend and for always being there for me and for literally only being a message away and entertaining me when i’m bored and listening to me saying even the stupidest shit!!! i will never stop tagging you on memes on facebook because that is my love language and NOBODY FUCKING APPRECIATES IT PROPERLY so until u appreciate my love language i’m tagging u in everything HAHAHA
and yes, i will watch all the 1d concerts with you (if those bitches ever come back to bless my life and right the universe) and please pray for my graduation and for the continued healing of my heart so i will never cry over boys that arent one direction or shawn mendes again!!!! screw you boys!!!!!
i love you and u know you’re never going to get rid of me, right? u do know that i’ll literally be stuck to u forever if i’m not invited to ur wedding i’ll be mad and hunt u down and attend anyway. I LOVE YOU ✨
