forever bitter b/c the moment motherfucking drama queen sirius black chose to find his Chill™ was that precise second when his desperate, distraught, despondent godson asked him to explain thoroughly and in detail how exactly it was that his mother and father got together because his mother OBVIOUSLY hated his father.
Alternative ‘nah, she didn’t’ canon-plausible Sirius reactions:
grabbing Floo Harry by the shoulders and saying, “harry, your mum loved your dad as much as i loved my motorbike.”
listing places he caught them snogging
giving an overly detailed three hour oral history of their romance
or a three minute oral history in musical form
harry, has anyone had the talk with you? do you know what sexual tension is? (remus: sit down, sirius.)
reciting from memory the half written sonnet james had started for lily for seventh year valentine’s day, which he made the fatal mistake of chucking in the bin for sirius to find instead of burning it to erase all evidence
forcing remus to be lily and doing a dramatic reenactment of james proposing
Please tell me someone has written any/all of these? Because they’re all hilarious.
No but I’d take a comic or 10
👌😂 lol @snapslikethis I don’t have time for full comics but this did inspire a doodle dump
