15: Criminal AU + 86: I didn’t mean to turn you on
interesting….Louis is a retired conman and is helping the police catch conmen (like leo di caprio in catch me if you can) and harry is a new conman nobody suspects because he’s just so fucking angelic
harry and louis encounter each other multiple times and louis completely overlooks him until harry does something suspicious that gives him away, and then louis is like 👀and confronts harry about his conman activities
harry suddenly adopts a persona of like. an authority figure (maybe a spy) trying to convince louis that he’s been sent by the government to also find conmen but louis just finds him hot and gets incredibly turned on and harry is like “i….didnt mean to….”
and then they do the frickle frackle and then run away together