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xxfangirlanonymousxx:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

baneismydragon:

celticpyro:

Now I want to get married just so I can do this.

If I were a billionaire I would absolutely tell my secretary to send wedding gifts to anyone who sent me an invite regardless of if I knew them, because- A. I know how expensive that nonsense is. B. I would be a billionaire and when else am I gonna do with that much money? Honestly… and C. I would totally make showing up at random weddings with crazy awesome gifts my new stress relief hobby. “Congratulations random strangers! I admire your daring and stratigic planning. Here’s that 700$ tea set you wanted but assumed no one would ever buy.”

Do you even have to be getting married

Are they gonna check

Damn it sure is

OKAY LISTEN UP:

Louis convinces (bribes) Liam into doing this after he reads about it online. “Liam we will send the invites and they might send us money. The worst it can happen is that they’ll ignore it” “Louis…”. So they send out an invite to every billionaire they can find online. As it turns out Harry Styles, the young CEO of a booming tech company gets the invite. Niall, his secretary and noisy friend, decides this is the perfect excuse to get Harry out of the office and have some fun. So he sends out a RSVP and tells Harry he is attending the wedding. Cut to Louis freaking out cause he did NOT anticipate this. Cut to Louis having to go to Harry’s office to explain what’s happening. Cut to them falling in love.


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