gattonswood: drowseroger: skiestocome: skiestocome: freddie mercury being dry in interviews is...

gattonswood:

drowseroger:

skiestocome:

skiestocome:

freddie mercury being dry in interviews is just the best thing 

examples:

• “i haven’t hit him yet, but there’s still time”
• “i love my job but i hate talking to people like you”
• “do you have any hobbies?” “i have a lot of sex”
• “you said the rest of the guys have houses in LA, i assume you meant the other members of queen” “yeah who do you think i meant”
• “its brian, roger and john. i sometimes forget them too”
• “you can take all of your clothes off too”
• “do you miss the rest of the guys?” “no”
• “are there going to be any surprise guests?” “yeah me”
• “you want a demonstration? are you mad? pay me”
• “to what music would you strip?” “all the songs i’ve written, c’mon”
• “whats the fresh element?” “its me”
• “[brian] writes what kind of songs?” “he writes the kind of songs i don’t like”
• “you cowrote a song with brian on this album” “i know”

I can hear this with his voice and it makes it x10 times funnier

• “did you get intimidated by the size of that crowd?” “no, the bigger the better… in everything”