"3 years old in kindergarten" what the fuck j, how many grades did you skip? P sure kindergarten is 5... but that was many years ago so honestly I forget. Anyway maybe Analal as a middle name? OH oh you know that tweet or tumblr post about naming your child something ridiculous but with a normal nickname? Like, Cat being short for Caterpiller or smt. Well my kid would go by An or Al and ppl would be like "Oh is that short for Annabelle/Alexander/etc" and my poor baby would be like "Nah, Analal"

i didnt skip any! that wasn’t a thing in my school jsdhfkshkdf but I MEANT PRESCHOOL NOT KINDERGARTEN

M FUCKIN CRYING JSDHFKSDHFKD 

your kid: my name is annie

teacher: oh how lovely, is it short for annabelle?

your kid: no it’s short for analal