ALSO J!!!! WHAT ON EARTH WOULD I SAY TO SOMEONE ASKING ABOUT MY CHILD'S NAME??? Some concerned parent, wondering if they should let their child be friends with my child: "So, how did you come up with such a... unique name for little Al here?" Me: "Fucking tumblr post on a Larry blog" sgdhdjdcjdhdcljxhdjs

MCKSJSJAJAHAHHAHA ARE YOU GOING TO REALLY EXPOSE ME TO YOUR HYPOTHETICAL PTA FRIENDS MCKDJSHSHDHSHH “this dumb bitch on tumblr missandrogyny reblogged a post about naming your child and well this is the name I got and I gotta stick to it”

Or you could like make some BS up like those people with crazy names for their child, just tear up and look her straight in the eye and be like “I’m a very family oriented person, and I just wanted my child to have a bit of their family in them, so their name is a combination of my name, my dad’s name and my mom’s name and. I just hope she appreciates each of us and feels that we’re with her everyday of her life and that we’re watching her, because we love her so much”