I THINK IT IS WRONG TO GO ON OMEGLE AND PRETEND TO BE MILES EDGEWORTH

You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: U wet? I sure am
You: ...Maybe it'd be best if you changed into dry clothes...?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: My Vag is tite
You: I...see...forgive me, but what am I to do with this information?
Stranger: Look at it wet
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: IT's sparkling
You: ...I don't think a proper gentleman would be as rude as to stare at your...ahem...Vag
Stranger: Vag hole?
Stranger: I can almost fit my entire arm in at once want to see?
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: [link]
You: ....I'd rather not.
Stranger: IT will make "It" big.
You: Er....I think I
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: Yes/
You: am perfectly happy with the size of my penis.
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: I'm looking at it right now
Stranger: [link]
You: .....I'm not naked at the moment.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: You grab you'r penis and gently tap you wall with it until your parents come home.
Stranger: *the
Stranger: And then, I win.
You: Er...I don't have parents
Stranger: Up ur azz
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: Nevermind that
Stranger: Big Balls are too inconvenient to sprint with.
Stranger: I'll have to cutt them off.
You: ......You are quite a violent lady.
Stranger: In bed
Stranger: he
Stranger: he
Stranger: he
Stranger: trying to get your mitts in my oven?
You: ....Heavens, no! It would be impolite of a proper gentleman to...devirginize a lady
Stranger: Oh dear god
Stranger: I'll FUCK ANYTHING THAT WALKS>
You: .....I think that is not a proper class for a lady