oh lord
:(
yeah well
try pushing out a baby through your dick and then get back to me
I was laughing really hard at the push a baby through your dick comment
but then I pictured it
and
mfw
Is it bad that this entire thing made me laugh really hard?
yeah uh.
Maybe we don’t have the intellgence to lead armies because we have to make you guys so many god damn sandwiches.
Make the playing fields even, then we’ll talk.
oh btw person who made this
uh
this is why you’re single.
I’ll make you a sandwich so you can shove it up your ass, because that’s the most satisfaction you’ll ever get from a woman.
reblogging for these comments
I hate whoever made this.
I smell a troll~