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younopoo: RUPERT GRINT AND EMMA WATSON ARE CRYING. STOP....


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ilikehitlersmoustache: -srslynotamused: le-p33n: ohlooknospace...

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...I just need this here.

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elegant-lactation:

hopskin:

elegant-lactation:

-missandrogyny

tufdgitfv I can’t.

My mind instantly associates this with Daryan, why oh Lord.

…it may interest you to know that it was written by AAT’s Daryan

…..THE FUCK. WHY IS THIS SDJHKJHDSUDHYJKASDSDHJKKSDDFS I AM ASHAMED NOW.

Karisa and I made up MSN codes. :D

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PKE: Phoenix Kissing Edgeworth.

EKP: Edgeworth Kissing Phoenix.

ECHLFP: Edgeworth Confesses His Love For Phoenix

PCHLFE: Phoenix Confesses His Love For Edgeworth

ETPILY: Edgeworth Tells Phoenix ‘I Love You’

PTEILY: Phoenix Tells Edgeworth ‘I Love You’

PLEIS: Phoenix Lures Edgeworth Into Sex

EATFP: Edgeworth Agrees to Fuck Phoenix

LSWIEAPHS: Lana Skye Walks Into Edgeowrth and Phoenix Having Sex

JMISWLSTHTSWIPAEHS: Jake Marshall is shocked when Lana Skye tells him that she walked into Phoenix and Edgeworth having sex.

EHAVF:Edgeworth has a Vore Fetish

PHBD: Phoenix has been digested.

(THESE LAST TWO ARE MY FAVORITES I SWEAR TO GOD)

EIAVAHDNFS: Edgeworth is a Vampire and He Does Not Sparkle.

EISBLSBHHSWPITPO: Edgeworth is Scolded By Lana Skye Because He Had sex with Phoenix in the Prosecutor’s Office.

EMHDMAD: Edgeworth meets his dead mom and dad

"This video is not available in your country"

googlerevengeblairwaldorfdotcom: “When do the lines between...


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when you're out and you see someone from your school.

nyan-cat: shiroxkuro: cheeeeeeen: wgahnaglfhtagn: chicksdigth...

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nyan-cat:

shiroxkuro:

cheeeeeeen:

wgahnaglfhtagn:

chicksdigthephoenix:

GPOY

Make objections (like a boss)

Find evidence (like a boss)

Eat some noodles (like a boss)

Hit on Edgeworth (like a boss)

Get rejected (like a boss)

Get disbarred (like a boss)

Adopt a daughter (like a boss)

Swallow sadness (like a boss)

Become a hobo (like a boss)

Burn in flames (like a boss)

Rise from ashes (like a boss)

Now I’m awesome (like a boss)

dsakl;gjasdgl;jksgjkl ^^^^^^^

^^^

hey remember when

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justdwayyouare: imperfectmonster: charmiesynkitty: LOL I...

I THINK IT IS WRONG TO GO ON OMEGLE AND PRETEND TO BE MILES EDGEWORTH

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You: Hello.
Stranger: hey
Stranger: U wet? I sure am
You: ...Maybe it'd be best if you changed into dry clothes...?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: My Vag is tite
You: I...see...forgive me, but what am I to do with this information?
Stranger: Look at it wet
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: IT's sparkling
You: ...I don't think a proper gentleman would be as rude as to stare at your...ahem...Vag
Stranger: Vag hole?
Stranger: I can almost fit my entire arm in at once want to see?
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: [link]
You: ....I'd rather not.
Stranger: IT will make "It" big.
You: Er....I think I
Stranger: [link]
Stranger: Yes/
You: am perfectly happy with the size of my penis.
Stranger: no ur not
Stranger: I'm looking at it right now
Stranger: [link]
You: .....I'm not naked at the moment.
Stranger: I know
Stranger: You grab you'r penis and gently tap you wall with it until your parents come home.
Stranger: *the
Stranger: And then, I win.
You: Er...I don't have parents
Stranger: Up ur azz
Stranger: 0.0
Stranger: Nevermind that
Stranger: Big Balls are too inconvenient to sprint with.
Stranger: I'll have to cutt them off.
You: ......You are quite a violent lady.
Stranger: In bed
Stranger: he
Stranger: he
Stranger: he
Stranger: trying to get your mitts in my oven?
You: ....Heavens, no! It would be impolite of a proper gentleman to...devirginize a lady
Stranger: Oh dear god
Stranger: I'll FUCK ANYTHING THAT WALKS>
You: .....I think that is not a proper class for a lady

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