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harrypotterlovee: thebeautyofsolitude: 100 FAV MOVIES CAPS...

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harrypotterlovee:

thebeautyofsolitude:

100 FAV MOVIES CAPS SPAM → Toy Story [1995, 1999, 2010]
*in no particular order*

Andy: Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special is, he’ll never give up on you….. ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what.

Best Disney Film ever! :)

recklesscinderella: Real talk. Or it could just mean she was...

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recklesscinderella:

Real talk.

Or it could just mean she was getting so bored but she didn’t want to hurt your feelings by cutting off the conversation… BECAUSE I DO THAT A LOT.

whatsyourpoisonbabe: that’s me studying for my bio final last...

raraeriroru: 2008 =))

tardiscontrol: I don’t watch this. But. Well..

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I'm always seeing the Americans write dates like 2/23/11 and I'm sitting here like


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If Baby Bass is a girl I bet her name's AUDREY.

creativemack: WINNING

JUST FUCKING HUG IT OUT WITH HIM GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO SEXUALLY...

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JUST FUCKING HUG IT OUT WITH HIM GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED IT MAKES EVERYONE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED.

So on one of the radio stations, Gaga called in (unexpectedly, from the sound of it), and the radio guy brought up Tumblr saying, "You know, your Tumblr Little Monsters are upset about the album leak." and Gaga goes, "I don't want my Tumblr Little Monsters to be upset!"

That Awkward Moment When You Try To Put Your Straw In Your Mouth Without Using Your Hands ...

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Imagine if your followers actually followed you places.

leave a number in my ask box and i will respond with

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leave a number in my ask box and i will respond with:

(01) my favourite song
(02) my favourite movie
(03) my favourite show
(04) my favourite book
(05) my favourite quote
(06) my favourite food
(07) my favourite beverage
(08) a photo i took
(09) a photo of me
(10) what i wore today
(11) what i did today
(12) what i ate today
(13) what is in my bag
(14) a bad habit
(15) a pet peeve
(16) a memory
(17) a goal
(18) a secret
(19) a wish
(20) a hobby
(21) a recipe
(22) a blog
(23) a piece of art
(24) a tumblr crush
(25) a tumblr favourite
(26) a dream i had recently
(27) a quote from a chat i had recently
(28) something that made me laugh recently
(29) something that gives me wanderlust
(30) an anonymous shoutout

Wen u typ lyk dis, all me haz 2 sey iz:

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09 18 19 29 : )

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*cocks eyebrow*

09.

18. When I was younger and I found out my younger brother was a boy, I thought that I was born a boy and my parents just cut off my penis and raised me as a girl cause they wanted to have a girl.

19. I wish I were as thin and as pretty as the Victoria’s Secret models. jlkdsdfsdhfs.

29. For some strange reason, Edgeworth and his pink outfit makes me want to travel.

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