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Seeing the teacher coming from the hallway.


Need. To. Lose. Weight.

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burningupasun: #while your kids were waiting for you to finish...

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I now apparently ship Eames x Arthur in Inception.

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WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN AND WHY AM I READING INCEPTION FANFICTION.

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Next: "When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."

"When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."


beingbelle: I don’t know what’s funniest, seeing Voldemort...

Previous: "When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Beethoven's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards." He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling." So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..." Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Beethoven decomposing."
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beingbelle:

I don’t know what’s funniest, seeing Voldemort with a nose, Dumbledore reading his lines or Bellatrix with a coffee..

<3 the comment.

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klavicle:

thisisnotdavidbowie:

idontfollowhypebeasts:

I think I love this girl. So many people only care about looks now in days. It’s the only thing that matters. People get married to jerks, and they’re unhappy.

Let’s say any other girl had his ring on her finger as he left for war, and he came back looking as he does. They would probably leave him. After his life was ruined as he was fighting for his country, he probably wanted to come back to someone that meant the world to him. That girl standing next to him probably has one of the biggest hearts in the world, and really loves the man standing next to her, because she didn’t leave.

If that makes any sense at all….

This marine, Sgt. Ty Ziegal, is a real true hero. He got hit by a suicide bombing in Iraq that wounded him in every way possible. He spent over 19 months recovering in a hospital from his injuries. Much respect to him. and god bless both of them, his wife is as real as they come!

so much respect to both of them

they got divorced after being married for less than a year but okay

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acertainromantic: Don’t settle for lust when you deserve love. Don’t run away from love because...

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acertainromantic:

Don’t settle for lust when you deserve love. Don’t run away from love because you’re scared of what it means. Some people search for that kind of overwhelming, changing love and never manage to find it. Appreciate the love that you find while it lasts and don’t question it. 

teamrorypond: you are right being a pirate is no joke it’s a...

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teamrorypond:

  • you are right
  • being a pirate is no joke
  • it’s a serious business, those Pirates of the Caribbean movies are mocking the pirate life actually
  • as an example
  • here are some of the serious things we pirates do
  • serious pirate eating
  • serious pirate reading
  • serious pirate grooming
  • serious pirate listening to music
  • serious pirate sleeping
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