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Eye • Sex
The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it. (Urban Dictionary)LOL omg Mitha. This is why I love you.
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True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
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-srslynotamused: iamhitgirl: k-l-a-i-n-e-b-o-w-s: la-tua-stell...
Taken from SunStar Cebu dated May 23, 2011. All bolded words are my own emphasis and not the author of this article.
“DO NOT DATE A GIRL WHO’S INTO HARRY POTTER IF YOU’RE A GUY WHO’S INTO TWILIGHT” by Mikel Francisco Rama
Date a girl who isn’t into Harry Potter (HP) — trust me, your life would be easier. Find a normal girl who’s into GLEE or Vampire Diaries or whatever.
These Harry Potter fangirls, they can be quite a handful.
When you’re dating an HP fangirl, never expect her to make you her number one man. She may like you but rest assured that her heart only belongs to Harry. But don’t feel bad about it because Harry’s into Ginny Weasley (frankly, I don’t see the appeal) and this will break your girl’s heart. And you’ll be there to soak up the excess of her unrequited love.
Sometimes an HP fangirl may become depressed all of a sudden. She will break down and weep for an inordiante amount of time. When this happens, do not panic. She just probably read Deathly Hallows again. She’ll be fine when it gets to the pilogue.
When you’re dating an HP fangirl. You have to spend time memorizing all the imporant magic spells.
When she says “Lumos”, that means you have to turn on the light.
When she says “Accio remote,” that means you have to get the remote control and give it to her.
When she says “Avada Kedavra,” that means you’re pretty much in trouble.
Dating a Harry Potter fangirl can be especially difficult when the release of the next Harry Potter film is drawing near. This period can be full of tension as she will be emotionally unstable during the time. She will be nervous and fusssy about how and when she can get the sure seats reserved to see the film on IMAX.
And you’ll have to pray that Warner Brothers doesn’t push back the release date like what they did with Half-Blood Prince. Otherwise, you’ll have to boycott every Warner Brothers film that comes out (That means no Batman for you. :(( )
She’ll watch the latest trailer on her iPhone every 30 minutes and you’ll have to be there by her side to make sure she doesn’t convulse out of excitement.
When dating a Harry Potter fangirl, expect her to roll her eyes at you saying “Muggle” under her breath every time you don’t understand a Harry Potter reference. When this happens, don’t be sad. It’s not your fault that you’re a filthy muggle.
You should always remember that Cedric Diggory is not alive, nor does he, by any circumstance, sparkle.
WHen dating a Harry Potter fangirl, have some sick leave credits ready because you’ll never know if you’re going to have to go on a quest for Horcruxes.
Having said all this, dating a girl who’s into Harry Potter isn’t all that bad. they are passionate and it can be magical dating a Harry Potter fangirl. They also like to play with wands.
But trust me, when I say never ever under any and all circumstances date a girl who’s into Harry Potter if you’re a guy who’s into Twilight.
In that case, you should date a dude… dude.
This is glorious.
This. Is great.
This is just amazing.
He better be able to handle me.
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britta-perry: Emma: The first film, when I had to run down the...
Emma: The first film, when I had to run down the great hall and hug Dan, and it seems like nothing, but I made a huge deal out of it, I was so mortified - me hugging a guy.
Dan: Did wonders for my self esteem.
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There’s so much to look forward to in this last film. We’ve...
There’s so much to look forward to in this last film. We’ve been building up to this for about 9 years, and this final chapter is really, you know, the most exciting bit, really. I haven’t seen it yet, so it’s hard for me to say exactly what to look forward to, but I know there’s going to be one hell of a battle towards the end. It’s certainly going to put the other films in perspective I think in terms of scale, this one’s going to be by far the most grand and adventurous.
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JOAN JETT FTW.
JOAN JETT FTW.
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leilockheart: OHHHHHH o_o shockingly, the baby survived....
OHHHHHH o_o shockingly, the baby survived. pregnancy at such a young age is dangerous.
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FOREVER REBLOG.
Sad but true.
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And to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.
And to you, if you have stuck with Harry until the very end.
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best pick up line ever
Wow I’m slow. Got it!
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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the problem Science has with God. He asked one of his new Christian students to stand.
Professor: You are a Christian, aren’t you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn’t. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can’t answer, can you? Let’s start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn’t answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn’t.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?
Student: You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light… But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it’s called Darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
The student's name was Albert Einstein. Brilliant.
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If you stare at the picture long enough, you should see a giraffe.
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