it was a normal day
i went into my moms room to get this shirt that nigga borrowed when i saw this always locked drawer slightly open and i was all types of curious
ONLY TO FIND PORN
at first, confused, i decided to investigate further
only to be horrified by the images my mother has kept in her room
GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD
i found my parents porn stash
Reblog if you can rap Super Bass by Nicki Minaj.
Reblog if you can rap Super Bass by Nicki Minaj.
imaslytherinbitch: succulent-beauty: holymotherofhnng: Benedic...
Benedict Clarke and Ellie Darcey-Alden (young Snape and Lily)
oh gosh, me and my Slythindor (slytherin/gryffindor) pairings <3
SHE IS GORGEOUS.
When I'm 80 years old and sitting in my rocking chair, I'll be reading Harry Potter. And my family will say to me, "After all this time?" And I will say, "Always."
chaoticclutteredmind: #omg snape looking into lily’s eyes for...
#omg snape looking into lily’s eyes for the first time since she died. ;____;
THAT FUCKING TAG CHANGES EVERYTHING SDFLKHSDKFJHSD
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HARRY POTTER WORLDWIDE PREMIERE | JULY 7 | LONDON,...
HARRY POTTER WORLDWIDE PREMIERE | JULY 7 | LONDON, UK
Interviewer: “There is a huge amount of love for Severus Snape. How do you deal with that?”
Alan Rickman: “… Oh look, they’re singing!”
Crowd: “SNAPE! SNAPE! SEVERUS SNAPE!”
‘When I get married,’ said Fred, tugging at the collar of his own robes, ‘I won’t be bothering with any of this nonsense. You can all wear what you like, and I’ll put a full Body-Bind Curse on Mum until it’s all over.’
‘When I get married’, said Fred
‘When I get married’, said Fred
‘When I get married’, said Fred
‘When I get married’, said Fred
wicked-fate: themonsterismadeofpaper: aboxofjellybeans: hunter...
Potterheads wake up from their nap in front of their common room’s fireplace with a half finished potions essay in front of them.
Whovians are woken up jolted from the captains seat while the TARDIS spins out of control and the Doctor flipping over the TARDIS controls.
Supernatural fans wake up on Bobby’s couch. Dean, Sam and Bobby just got news about a hunt and are about to call Cas for assistance.
Fringe fans wake up to tell Walter, Olivia and Peter about their experiences in the alternate reality.
Hangover fans wake up to find themselves in a completely fucked up situation in a trashed hotel room.
Gleeks wake up to find themselves sleeping in spanish class while Mr Shue drones on in spanish.
Torchwood fans wake up in the hub because of the loud make out session that Jack is having with Ianto in his office.
True Blood fans wake up buried underground, thirsting for blood.
Percy Jackson fans wake up to a new day of Demigod activities at Camp Half Blood.
The Hunger Games fans wake up… in the Hunger Games. The gamekeepers decided to fuck with them.
Pretty Little Liars fans wake up to the sound of a text message from A.
Gossip Girl fans wake up to Chuck, Dan and Nate in their bed. Oh yeaaaaaa.
Aiden Grimshaw fans wake up to being presidents of the Awesome People Party~
lord of the rings fans wake up in the shire on bilbo’s birthday and steal gandalf’s fireworks with merry and pippin.
trekkies wake up aboard the enterprise, preparing for alpha shift, tugging their respective tunics over their heads.
the legend of zelda fans wake up in hyrule, taking a break from their quest to sleep beneath a tree with epona.
psych fans wake up in the psych headquarters, wondering where their pineapple went.
the pacific fans wake up on peleliu. they’re surely fucked now.
buffy the vampire slayer fans wake up in the magic box before a hunt with buffy.
bioshock fans wake up in rapture, lying next to a splicer with a big daddy approaching.
Inception fans oh wait
reblogging for the inception comment roflmao
X-Men fans wake up and realize they’re five minutes late to Professor X’s lecture on genetics.
Assassin’s Creed fans wake up from the animus to Lucy standing beside them.
haha, inception fans.
Sherlock fans wake up in 221B Baker Street, in the middle of Lestat bringing a case to Sherlock, and Watson telling Sherlock how brilliant he is.
Misfits fans wake up in the community centre to a social worker yapping at them, a minute before one of the heros kill the social worker.
But… but… but… WHAT IF YOU’RE A MULTIPLE FAN?! Does that mean I’m an ASBO superhero buried underground who wakes up to find a TARDIS on my grave? Inside that TARDIS, there’s Sam, Dean and Cas on Bobby’s couch, Chuck and Nate on a bed, the Doctor whirling around the controls, Buffy sharpening stakes, Xavier teaching Mr Shue genetics, and Sherlock, John, Ianto and Captain Jack flirting with each other???
My different life is fucked up, man.
-kevinho: GUYS NOT TO ALARM YOU BUT THIS IS AN ARIEL VIEW OF...
GUYS NOT TO ALARM YOU BUT THIS IS AN ARIEL VIEW OF TRAFALGAR SQUARE WHERE THE PREMIER IS AT.
J.K. ROWLING, YOU CLEVER BITCH.
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chaoticclutteredmind: #omg snape looking into lily’s eyes for...
#omg snape looking into lily’s eyes for the first time since she died. ;____;
THAT FUCKING TAG CHANGES EVERYTHING SDFLKHSDKFJHSD
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oooh-a-fish: voldemortoutbitches: jmonster66: harry you look...
harry you look fabulous
I love the internet
Daniel, you are beautiful.
askgumshoe: MERYL WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME I CAN’T STOP MAKING SEAL NOISES
haunted-stardust: I must be the only person in the world who...
I must be the only person in the world who thought of Ace Attorney when I saw these posters at the mall.
Also these were made based on posing/expression rather than matching characters since I don’t know the HP characters… although I’ll admit I did Larry, Edgeworth, and Manfred Von Karma on purpose.
I wonder how many people will hate me for this.
voldemortspimp: forgivemeannabelle: mzylove: “All three of...
“All three of them have grown up superbly here. Especially Daniel. I mean, you won’t meet someone who is better educated and better with his tongue. He can talk to any level of man, woman or child and make them feel comfortable.”
Better with his tongue.
“Better with his tongue”
Better with his tongue.