help me, jeffrey

Alan: Have you heard of these fans who are obsessed with you? Do you know what they’re called?
Benedict: The Cumberbitches.
Alan: The Cumberbitches?
Benedict: Which is worrying on a number of levels. I think it’s set feminism back quite a few years. No, they’re very loyal, very unlike the name, sort of unspooky bunch of very nice girls.

legleekcestchic:

CACKLING

fuckyeahukboys:

Alex Watson - Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

angsturbatecate:

This is clearly not a date.

I WILL BE THIS THIN ONE DAY. I SWEAR.

My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist

cumberbatchkolic:

Yeah, definetly John isn´t only brilliant…he is clever, very clever… Which better place to declare his love for the man married to his work?

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shehasnoproblemwithsecrets:

this was necessary.

theannoyingskwid:

jhskim:

noobjake:

thank you..

MORE FROM theannoyingskwid

Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.

gryffindorteamseeker:

fuckinginthenorth:

h0gwart-is-my-home:

gingerhaze:

catladysoul:

brocreate:

leighway:

at one time, the HPDH2 script had draco walking across the courtyard to his parents

until he saw that harry was alive

at which point he shouted

and ran back

across the courtyard

away from his parents

to harry

i just saw this on my ipod and THREW IT ACROSS MY BED IN A SCRAMBLE TO GRAB MY LAPTOP

HOW

IS

THIS

XZDCFGHJK,MNHBVCFDXSFGHNMJKNHGBFVDGHJKILO

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG!!!!

i can’t handle this

Alan: Have you heard of these fans who are obsessed with you?...

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legleekcestchic: CACKLING

fuckyeahukboys: Alex Watson - Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

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angsturbatecate: This is clearly not a date.

I WILL BE THIS THIN ONE DAY. I SWEAR.

My boyfriend does this adorable thing where he doesn’t exist

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cumberbatchkolic: Yeah, definetly John isn´t only...

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shehasnoproblemwithsecrets: this was necessary.

theannoyingskwid: jhskim: noobjake: thank you.. MORE...

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My brother is such a troll..

gryffindorteamseeker:

let me get this straight (or not, rather)