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A plea to Germany

deutsian:i was just browsing some neologisms on dict.cc and oh my fucking god Germany you need to stop and think before you portmanteau certain English words. Dogging {n} [Jogging mit dem Hund] I...

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harrystylesdaily: Harry signed this for German singer Lina (_lina_official_)...

harrystylesdaily:Harry signed this for German singer Lina (_lina_official_) recently

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jamesniallar:

jamesniallar:

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almostconstantlyawkward: izzy-almighty: ‪starting to think one direction:...

almostconstantlyawkward:izzy-almighty:‪starting to think one direction: this is us (2013) might not win best picture at the oscars ‬This post gets funnier every year

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biprep:i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome...

biprep:i guess what ppl dont tell u about college is that is a very lonesome period of ur life. and that doesnt mean like u wont have lots of friends or u wont party or whatever but ur going to spend...

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fyeahzaynjmalik: Zayn on Twitter - 03/23

fyeahzaynjmalik:Zayn on Twitter - 03/23

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teaboot: teaboot: Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who...

teaboot:teaboot:Do ladies love stupid men or do they just love men who don’t exhaust every opportunity to feel smart“I used to think that melancholy was a vegetable” that’s incredible, let’s hang out more

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1film: not to flex on u strangers but ive never had a supernatural phase

1film:not to flex on u strangers but ive never had a supernatural phase

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roastedandsalty: i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

roastedandsalty:i want to be slutty but only with one person u feel me

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all information you've been told, and all information you've independently...

you too bro, have a nice evening

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avatar-chang: Kidnapper: we have your son Zuko: I don’t have a son Kidnapper:...

avatar-chang:Kidnapper: we have your sonZuko: I don’t have a sonKidnapper: then who’s making us reevaluate our life choices and keeps telling us he’ll forgive us if we let him goZuko: oh my god you...

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Hi I saw that u rb a post from b99, im so glad ur a fan!! How are u finding...

hiii yes i am a fan!!! but tbh i havent watched the new season yet….it’s not on netflix in my country and i’m too lazy to download it 😭ummmm i would, maybe, write one but i have to figure out what the...

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Haha yeah i get it tbh and i know what u mean, it has to have some kinda...

yeah! hahahaha maybe, maybe….i’ll see! it’s hard for me to write a fic with just a vague “getting together” premise, but honestly it’s an interesting idea & i’ll think about it more hahahahaalso...

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allsadnshit:being alive is like a whole fucking thing dude ive only been here...

allsadnshit:being alive is like a whole fucking thing dude ive only been here 23 years and can only really remember like 10 of those years at most and yet im literally immobilized by fear and anxiety i...

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really ?? how come ??

is this about the b99 fic? Hahahaha well, i have this thing where I have to be able to imagine 70% of the fic before im able to start writing….like for example, for b99 I have to already know what the...

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erytria: wittyusername97: rpluvsyj: i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:...

erytria:wittyusername97:rpluvsyj:i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide:musicalhell:systlin:totohoy:systlin:kittyknowsthings:thesylverlining:the-macra:why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune...

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itagnola: I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate...

itagnola:I think my biggest problem is that I love being alone but I hate being lonely

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i always picture the scenes in my head too but then i end up forgetting all...

i think i just have really good memory for these kinds of things….and it’s like, usually once my brain knows how it goes, it can replay it again and again until i stop thinking about it…and i also just...

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I saw your tags on the 'my child's name would be' post and SAME! My parents...

IM SO SORRY I DONT MEAN TO LAUGH BUT ANALAL CNJSHDHSJDJD YES YOURS IS WORSE CHHFDBJDJSJMSJDHAHAHA yessss high five for being Asian Kardashians!!! (The name part, not the….everything else part lol) But...

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